What Happened to the WiFi?

Bookstart StandToday I am at a conference for work.  My table is beautifully set with an ‘Elmer’ cloth, covered in an array of freebies for delegates to take with them.  My display boards have been updated to include information relative to this audience. The laptop is open, ready for me to signpost them to a host of different sites where they can access free information and resources.

Wait a minute – what’s happened to the WiFi?  Great signal, but local connection only.  We have no internet. Aaaaarrrghh!!!!

I don’t know the web addresses I need to share with all these lovely people, they are in my favourites – not my ordinary internet favourites, but the favourites on my ‘work’ system that I can only access through the internet.  A quick scrabble through my diary (yes, I do still use a paper version sometimes), notes and leaflets gets me a short list of places I can ask people to write down and look at when they get home.  I’m feeling very frustrated and unprofessional. How did we do exhibitions and conferences in the old days, before the internet?  I must remember to produce a paper back-up version to bring out with me, even if it is only screen shots in a display book.

Technology has had such a huge effect on the way we live our lives.  I know other people have noticed this – I’ve seen other people’s blogs, posts and tweets about it and thought ‘yes, very interesting’.  It’s only when your own technology lets you down that you start to scream.

In a recent blog John Scalzi talked about the reasons he still has a landline at home.  I’m with him 100% – I love having a telephone line that is not dependent on electricity, batteries, airwaves or my technological skills to enable me to have a conversation with people.  I like having a big chunky handset I can tuck under one ear whilst I make notes during a conversation.

TelephoneWe have a lovely old bakelite telephone in our front room. I really love seeing young children trying to figure out how to make a call using the old dial.  They usually poke through the holes, expecting to find buttons.  When they realise they need to turn the dial, they struggle against the weight of the mechanism, their fingers slipping and failing to complete the circuit.  They marvel at the weight of the handset and don’t understand that they have to stay next to the telephone if they want to talk – you can’t carry it any further than the length of the cable.  I suppose any technology that isn’t familiar is difficult to learn at first.

I’m going to hit the ‘publish’ button now.  Who knows when this will be visible to the world.  Think I’ll take a walk and try to find a WiFi signal.

Blogging with a Butterfly Brain

 

I was never very good at keeping a journal. As a child I would often ask for a shiny new diary for Christmas and at New Year I would resolve to write in it every day. I thought that, when I was an old lady, I’d be able to look back and marvel at all the wonderful things that happened to me. My resolutions seldom survived into February.  Now, as a middle-aged lady, I have a stack of diaries with dates and appointments and few weeks with comments and observations. Take my word for it, there is little of wonder or marvel to be found in those pages.

Butterfly on OreganoSo, given my history, why am I writing a blog? Believe me – I’m asking the same question.  It’s partly because the tutors on our course said it was good to have an on-line presence, but it is more to use as a training tool.  I’m a bit of a butterfly brain – I struggle to focus on one thing at a time – so I thought this would give me some discipline.  If I can flex my writing muscles on a blog and write something for publication every few days, maybe it will be easier to focus on my work(s) in progress.  That’s the plan, but something tells me it may end up as yet another means of procrastination.

Now – what on earth am I meant to write about.  Suggestions on a postcard, please.  I’m off to check out my Twitter feed!

 

Playing with the Grown-Ups

I had never been in a mixed critique group with people writing for both adults and children until this month. This was first posted on the Litmus 2015 blog page – you can click through to see the original posting.  Why not browse the rest of the blog whilst you are there?

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Last week we were divided into groups to workshop some pieces of creative writing. Great! For me, this has been one of the best parts of the Writing for Children course. Receiving support, comments, criticism and suggestions from other people, who are as excited about stories for children as I am, is so helpful. The Publishing Project module, however, mixes children’s writers with Critical & Creative Writers – the grown-ups! I was apprehensive, to say the least.

I needn’t have worried. Of the three C&C writers in our group, one was dramatising a fairy tale and one was writing about dragons. Only one person was writing straight adult literature and her language was so atmospheric it felt almost like another world to me. It made me realise that the thing I love most about stories – any stories – is their ability to whisk you away to another time and place…

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About me as a writer – in eight questions

As part of the MA in Writing for Children I am undertaking at the University of Winchester we are working with the MA Critical & Creative Writing students to produce an anthology of our work.  The book will be called Litmus 2015 and is due for publication in May 2015. We are trying very hard to be professional in promoting ourselves as writers and have set up a blog which will, we hope, stir up some interest in our project.  As part of this we have all been presented with some questions about our writing.  I thought you might like to see what I had to say.  Just click on the link – it with take you to the Litmus 2015 blog (and saves me typing it out again).

Kim A Howard.

Ghlaghghee, 2003 – 2015

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Glaghghee came to us in May of 2003 when my then next-door neighbor Jerry knocked on my door, said, “here’s the kitten your wife said she wanted,” thrust a small, furry thing into my hands, and then walked off. I looked at the small puff of fur, literally no larger than my hand, said “okay” to myself and then took it upstairs with me.

Then I called my wife, who was at work, and the conversation went like this:

Me: You didn’t tell me you ordered a cat.

Krissy: I ordered a what?

Me: A cat.

Krissy: I didn’t order a cat.

Me: Jerry just came over with a kitten that he said you wanted. He mentioned you specifically.

Krissy: Oh, lord. I was talking to him the other day and he said that his cat had had kittens and that he thought that one of them was an albino…

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Once Upon a Time

… I thought I would try blogging.  There was no real reason why I should, it just seemed like the thing to do.  My heart wasn’t in it and I produced the grand total of ONE blog post.  Now I am working through my MA, it seemed appropriate to have another go.  To mark this momentous occasion I thought I would include the text of my original first blog.  It has nothing to do with writing, but it is a true tale that gives me happy memories.

The 32 Crew in the Garden

Three of my gardening supervisorsToday we decided to spend a bit of time working in the garden. None of us are keen gardeners – we subscribe to the ‘let nature find it’s own way’ school – but we have a free-standing pond and a big wooden planter arriving next week, so we needed to do some tidying up. This included breaking up an old planter and spreading the tired compost over the garden. Nothing very exciting about any of that, except we had some unexpected company.

I was bent over the planter, scooping the old soil into a bucket, when I felt something in the gap between the top of my jeans and the bottom of my t-shirt. I squawked and jumped and disturbed a robin who had perched on my behind to watch the proceedings. It was a juvenile who spent the next couple of hours supervising our work, darting down to collect the odd worm or wood louse, then bouncing back to the fence to sing out encouragement.

As if that wasn’t exciting enough, when I lifted a piece of tarpaulin to put in the rubbish I noticed a movement and spotted three frogs – one adult, one youth and one babe. We don’t have a pond yet, but the wildlife seems to be gathering in preparation.

We stopped work just before the heavens opened and we’re both pretty sore from our exertions, but neither of us could stop grinning.